Sashi Made A Recipe: The Troy Oinkman Burger (from Bob's Burgers)

 

I truly love all the puns in Bob's Burgers.  Even on the rare episode that leaves me feeling meh, the puns make up for it. For those, like me, who don't follow the sports ball of the regional team, this one is a pun on Troy Aikman. And like Troy Aikman, this burger is a big one!

It's really just a basic bacon cheeseburger, but I made it a little extra by adding chopped cooked bacon into the burger mixture and covering it with aged white cheddar then smearing both bun halves with thousand island dressing. Definitely roll up your sleeves and have a bunch of napkins handy!

Bob's Burgers 
"Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mmercial"
Season 4

The Troy Oinkman Burger

Makes 3 Burgers

• 8 slices thick cut bacon
• 1 lb lean ground beef (I used 92% lean)
• 1 tsp garlic powder
• 1 tsp chili powder
• 1/2 tsp kosher salt
• 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce 
• 3 slices aged white Cheddar 
• 3 potato buns, toasted 
• 6 Tbsp Thousand Island dressing 
• 1 cup chopped lettuce
• 1 Roma tomato, thinly sliced

1. In a large nonstick skillet over medium heat, cook the bacon, flipping occasionally until golden brown and crispy but not burnt, about 7-8 minutes.
2. Lay the slices on paper towels to drain and cool while carefully wiping out the pan for the burgers.
3. Cut or break the 8 bacon strips in half so you have 16 half strips. Take 7 half-strips of the bacon and cut them crosswise into 1/4" pieces. Set the other 9 half slices aside. Mix the cut up bacon gently into the ground beef along with the garlic powder, chili powder, salt, and Worcestershire.  Form into 3 large patties, each 3/8"-1/2" thick.
4. Add the patties to the heated pan. Cook for 4 minutes, flip, and cook for 4 minutes more until the patties are cooked through. Flip again then cover with the cheese slices and turn off the heat. Cover to melt the cheese for 2 minutes.
5. To serve, spread 1 Tbsp of dressing on each bottom bun half. Top with lettuce and tomato slices. Add a burger patty on top of the tomatoes then top each with 3 half slices of bacon. Spread the cut side of the top bun half with 1 Tbsp of dressing and add to the top of each burger.

Sashi Made A Recipe: The To Thine Own Self Be Bleu Burger (from Bob's Burgers)

 

There are multiple bleu cheese references in the Burgers of The Day on Bob's Burgers, but this one was closer to my heart because William Shakespeare will always have a special place for me. Plus, this episode pays homage to Stand By Me which ALSO has a special place in my heart.

It would have been easy for me to just crumble some blue/bleu cheese on a burger patty and call it a night but I needed it to be a little extra. So this has bleu cheese STUFFED inside of it and the mushrooms were cooked down in a beefy glaze which helped cut the richness and sharpness of the cheese. It took a little extra work but not much and totally worth it!

Bob's Burgers 
"Stand By Gene"
Season 6

The To Thine Own Self Be Bleu Burger 

Makes 4 burgers

• 8 oz sliced button mushrooms
• 1 cup low sodium beef broth (I used 1 packet of sodium free beef Herbox in 1 cup of hot water. You can find it on Amazon)
• 3 Tbsp Worcestershire, divided
• 1 tsp garlic powder
• 1 tsp cornstarch
• 1 Tbsp steak seasoning (I used this from FlavorGod)
• 2-3 oz bleu cheese crumbles
• 4 hamburger buns, toasted 

1. In a medium nonstick skillet over medium-high heat, cook the mushrooms, stirring frequently,  until they start releasing their juices, about 5 minutes. 
2. Meanwhile, in a small bowl, whisk together the broth, 2 Tbsp of the Worcestershire,  garlic powder, and cornstarch. Pour over the mushrooms, stir, and bring to a simmer. Turn the heat down to medium-low and simmer, stirring every few minutes, until the sauce is thick and mostly cooked down. Once it reaches your desired thickness, remove from heat and cover to keep warm.
3. While the mushrooms simmer, in a medium bowl, gently mix together the ground beef, remaining 1 Tbsp of Worcestershire,  and steak seasoning until well blended. Divide into 8 equal portions. (Keep an eye on the mushrooms and stir occasionally.)
4. On a piece of parchment, press the portions into large thin disks 4"-5" wide. On 1 of the disks, spread 1 heaping Tbsp of the bleu cheese crumbles in the center, leaving at least 1/2" of meat uncovered. Repeat with 3 more disks. Cover the tops of each with another thin patty and press the edges together to seal the bleu cheese inside.
5. Cook in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat for 4 minutes, flip, and cook for 4 minutes more.
6. Place a burger patty on the bottom of a bun then top with the cooked mushrooms and a sprinkle of bleu cheese crumbles before adding the top bun.

Sashi Made A Recipe: The "It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To" Burger (from Bob's Burgers)

 

I really do love this show, so I don't think I'm going to stop coming up with burgers based on Bob's burger of the day any time soon! Since we had havarti left over from last week's punny burger, it sort of made sense for this to be the next one in my line up. Plus, I've been on a turkey reuben sandwich kick so we already had rye on hand. I personally prefer light rye with no seeds but you do you! I treated this basically like a patty melt so feel free to leave the onion off as well. That's how my husband had his since he abhors onions.

I used bottled dressing this time but you could easily make it. Here's my recipe for an easy sauce on my old blog. In fact, the seasoning I used for the patties in this burger is from that same post!

Bob's Burgers 
"A Few Gurt Men"
Season 7

The "It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To" Burger

Makes 3 burgers

• 1/2 large sweet onion cut into thin slices
• 1 lb lean ground beef
• 1 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce 
• 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper 
• Fresh ground black pepper, to taste
• 3 slices havarti cheese
• 6 slices rye bread, toasted
• 3-6 Tbsp Thousand Island dressing

1. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat and add the onion. Cook, stirring frequently,  until the onions are golden brown and tender, ~10-12 minutes. If the onion starts to stick, add 1-2 Tbsp of water. I usually use up to 4 Tbsp when sauteing onion this way. Once the onion is cooked, transfer to a small bowl and cover to keep warm. Wipe out the pan and put the pan back on the heat.
2. While the onion cooks, in a medium bowl, gently blend together the ground beef, Worcestershire, cayenne, and black pepper. Form into 3 large oval patties, each 3/8"-1/2" thick and a little larger than the bread.
3. Add the patties to the heated pan. Cook for 4 minutes, flip, and cook for 4 minutes more until the patties are cooked through. Flip again, add the cooked onion on top of each patty then cover with the cheese slices and turn off the heat. Cover to melt the cheese for 2 minutes.
4. Spread the dressing on the tops of 2 slices of bread. Add the patty on top of the dressing of one slice and add the 2nd slice dressing side down. Repeat for the other 2 sandwiches.

Sashi Made A Recipe: The Sweet Chili O'Mine Burger (from Bob's Burgers)

 

This one from a season 5 episode checks a bunch of boxes for me!

✔ A good pun

✔ A good burger

✔ 80s rock music

Originally,  I thought of doing a basic burger with chili but my husband suggested incorporating sweet chili sauce instead which was a brilliant choice! We had talked about glazing the burgers with it but  because of the sugar content, that would have burned too easily and/or smoked out the apartment.  So I chose to mix it into the beef with a little soy sauce (I used coconut aminos) and garlic powder. Then I also mixed it in a 1:1 ratio with mayo as the condiment which was quite pleasant! I used havarti for these but you could also use provolone or Monterey jack.

Bob's Burgers 
"L'il Hard Dad"
Season 5

Sweet Chili O'Mine Burger

Makes 4 burgers

• 6 green onions, greens and whites separated,  both thinly sliced (optional)
• 1 lb lean ground beef
• 6 Tbsp sweet chili sauce, divided (1/4 c + 2 Tbsp)
• 2 Tbsp low sodium sauce (or regular or coconut aminos)
• 1 tsp garlic powder
• 2 Tbsp mayonnaise 
• 4 slices havarti cheese (or provolone or Monterey Jack)
• 4 potato hamburger buns,  toasted

1. In a large nonstick skillet over medium heat, cook the chopped white parts of the onion until toasted and golden brown, 5-7 minutes. You may need to add a spritz of oil or water if they start sticking. Remove to a small bowl and set aside. Wipe out the skillet and set aside until ready to make the burgers
2. In a medium bowl, add the green parts of the onion, ground beef, 1/4 cup sweet chili sauce, soy sauce and garlic powder. Use your hand to gently blend the ingredients together. Form into 4 patties, each 3/8"-1/2" thick.
3. Heat the large nonstick over med-high heat and add the patties. Cook for 4 minutes, flip, and cook for 4 minutes more until the patties are cooked through. Flip again, add the cooked white onion then cover with the cheese slices and turn off the heat. Cover to melt the cheese for 2 minutes.
4. While the burgers cook, in a small bowl, stir together the mayonnaise and remaining 2 Tbsp of the sweet chili sauce. Spread on the tops of the toasted buns.
5. To serve, add the burger patty to the bottom half of the bun and top with the sauced top half.

Sashi Made A Recipe: Cauliflower Burger "Buns", "Tortillas", and "Pizza Crust"

 

A few years ago, I was diagnosed with a wheat intolerance and I really do feel better when I avoid it. But bread is GOOD! So, so good. So I try to not have wheat more than once a day, if at all. I have tried so many (bad) wheat-free alternatives that, most of the time, I'd rather just do without bread or pasta. So coming up with a "bun" made with just cauliflower, egg, and cheese is a wonderful, wonderful thing! This same mixture can be used to make "tortillas" and "pizza crust!"AND they use frozen riced cauliflower to make it even easier!

Cauliflower "Buns"

• 10-12 oz bag frozen riced cauliflower, either thawed or microwaved for 1 minute less than the directions
• 1 egg
• 1 oz finely shredded part-skim mozzarella (preshredded will work okay but shredding it yourself will work better since it melts better)
• Optional: 1 tsp seasoning of your choice, like garlic powder

1. Preheat oven to 425°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment and set aside.
2. Place the thawed riced cauliflower in a large clean kitchen towel (NOT terry cloth) or several layers of strong paper towels. Gather up the corners of the towel and squeeze, squeeze, SQUEEZE as much moisture as you possibly can from the cauliflower.  
3. Add the dried riced cauliflower to a medium bowl and stir in the egg, cheese, and optional seasoning until well mixed.
4. Take 1/4 of the mixture and gently form it into a ball with your hands. Place it on the prepared baking sheet and gently press it into a flat 3" circle. Repeat with the rest of the mixture for a total of 4 "bun" halves.
5. Bake for 20 minutes then flip each one. Bake for 5-10 minutes more.
6. Cool on a wire baking rack then refrigerate in an airtight container until ready to use.

Makes 2 "buns" 

On WW Blue 💙: 1 point for 1

Cauliflower "Tortillas"

• 10-12 oz bag frozen riced cauliflower, either thawed or microwaved for 1 minute less than the directions
• 1 egg
• 1 oz finely shredded part-skim mozzarella (preshredded will work okay but shredding it yourself will work better since it melts better)
• Optional: 1 tsp seasoning of your choice, like taco seasoning or chili powder

1. Preheat oven to 400°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment and set aside.
2. Place the thawed riced cauliflower in a large clean kitchen towel (NOT terry cloth) or several layers of strong paper towels. Gather up the corners of the towel and squeeze, squeeze, SQUEEZE as much moisture as you possibly can from the cauliflower.  
3. Add the dried riced cauliflower to a medium bowl and stir in the egg, cheese, and optional seasoning until well mixed.
4. Take 1/3 of the mixture and gently form it into a ball with your hands. Place it on the prepared baking sheet and gently press it into a flat 5-6" circle. You want it as thin as possible but not so thin you get holes. Repeat with the rest for a total of 3.
5. Bake for 10 minutes then flip each one. Bake for 5 minutes more.
6. Cool on a wire baking rack then refrigerate in an airtight container until ready to use.

Makes 3 "tortillas"

On WW Blue 💙: 3 pts for all 3

Cauliflower "Pizza Crust"

• 2 ~ 10-12 oz bag frozen riced cauliflower, either thawed or microwaved for 1 minute less than the directions
• 2 eggs
• 1.5 oz finely shredded part-skim mozzarella (preshredded will work okay but shredding it yourself will work better since it melts better)
• Optional: 2 tsp seasoning of your choice, like garlic powder and oregano 

1. Preheat oven to 400°F. Line a baking sheet or pizza pan with parchment and set aside.
2. Place the thawed riced cauliflower in a large clean kitchen towel (NOT terry cloth) or several layers of strong paper towels. Gather up the corners of the towel and squeeze, squeeze, SQUEEZE as much moisture as you possibly can from the cauliflower.  
3. Add the dried riced cauliflower to a medium bowl and stir in the egg, cheese, and optional seasoning until well mixed.
4. Form the mixture into a ball on the prepared baking sheet and gently press it into a flat 11" circle. 
5. Bake for 25 minutes then carefully flip it on the pan. Bake for 5-10 minutes more.
6. If you have the time, let it cool on a wire rack before using it, but it's not necessary. 
7. Top it with minimal sauce (too much will make it soggy) and whatever topping you like. Bake for 10-12 minutes. 
8. Cut and serve.

Makes 1 ~ 11" crust

On WW Blue 💙: 4 points for the whole crust

Served with my Jalapeño Black Bean Burgers